Top Ten reasons for going to California (and then staying away!)
10. Home of so many "stars" (Walk of Fame)
9. The "Shake and Bake" state
8. Worlds longest live show on Venice Beach. (must see)
6. One of the top "Human Zoo's" in the world
5. It's called SUNNY California
4. They don't call it the Pacific Ocean for nothing
3. No Internet connections on the Beach
2. My two children were born there
1. Thank you Lord, for rescuing us out from among the darkness!
